2007 archive note: This was the page where Kids could read jokes and riddles sent to ToonaCat by other kids. You can view the 'send jokes' page, but the submit button is now disabled since we aren't accepting jokes to post at this time. Back to Current Riddles and Jokes
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
who
who who?
is there an owl in here?
From Emina, age 11, 5th grade. Phoenix, AZ.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Oh please don't cry.
From Emina, age 11, 5th grade. Phoenix, AZ.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
ice cream
ice cream who?
ice cream when I see a ghost!
From Emina, age 11, 5th grade. Phoenix, AZ.
Where do find a turtle with no legs??
A.
Exactly where you left it!!
From Paula, age 12, Yr7. Geraldton, Australia.
What's black and white and read all over?
A.
A newspaper!
From Natalie, age 9, 4th grade. Queens, N.Y.
What game has 4kings4queens??
A.
A deck of cardsl!
From Chelsey, age 10, 5th grade. Smiths Falls, Canada.
What did the dad tomato say to the baby tomato?
A.
Ketchup!
From Danielle, age 10. Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
What can be put in a barrel that makes it lighter and can be seen by the naked eye?
A.
A hole in the barrel!
From Laura, age 9, 4th grade. Nicholasville, KY.
What do you get if you cross a goat with an owl?
A.
A hoot 'n nanny!
From Michael, age 8, 2nd grade. Warsaw, Ohio.
A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A.
Ouch!
From Stephanie, age 10, 5th grade. Ste-Foy, Canada.
What do monsters like on their mashed potatoes?
A.
Grave-y!
From Matthew, age 8, 3rd grade. New Berlin, Illinois.
What can you add to a cup to make it lighter?
A.
A hole!
From Monica, age 12, 7th grade. Wareham, Massachusetts.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A.
A penguin rolling down a hill!
From Leah, age 8, 3rd grade. Donna, TX.
What was the first animal to go into space?
A.
A cow. Where do you think we got the Milky Way?
From Leah, age 8, 3rd grade. Donna, TX.
Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?
A.
Because he wasn't very hungry.