2007 archive note: This was the page where Kids could read jokes and riddles sent to ToonaCat by other kids. You can view the 'send jokes' page, but the submit button is now disabled since we aren't accepting jokes to post at this time.
Q.
What did one penny say to the other?
A.
Let's get together and make some sense!
From Nicole, age 9, 3rd grade. Kansas.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bath tub I'm dwoning!
From Casey, age 6, 1st grade. Cypress, Texas.
Q.
Why did the girl put wheels on her rocking chair?
A.
Because she wanted to ROCK and ROLL!
From CeCe, age 10, 5th grade. Hamilton, Canada.
Q.
Why did the gum cross the road?
A.
Because it was on the chicken's foot!!!!!!!!!
From Shawna, age 9, 3rd grade. Canada, Pearth.
Q.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the prom??
A.
He didn't have anybody to go with!
From Heather, age 8, 3rd grade. Blowing Rock, N.C.
Q.
What does a sheep use to carry its books?
A.
A baaaaaackpack!
From Emily, age 6, 1st grade. London, Canada.
Q.
There was a truck driver going the wrong way on the road and there was a policeman watching him. Why didn't he stop him?
A.
The truck driver was walking!
From Catie, age 10, 4th grade. Didsbury, Canada.
Q.
Where does a snowman keep his money ?
A.
In a snow bank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From David, age 8, 2nd grade. Washburn, Maine.
A school student walked in a sheriff's office and asked "Is that the real criminal on the wall?"
The sheriff said "Yes it is."
Then the student said "Then why didn't keep him when you took his picture?"
From Blair, age 8, 3rd grade, Valrico, United states.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Jane.
Jane who?
Jange your clothes, you stink!
From Jen, age 10, 5th grade. Canada.
John: I went to the dentist today.
Teacher: Does your tooth still hurt?
John: I don't know, they kept it!
From Gabrielle, age 12, 7th grade, San Gabriel, USA.
A long time ago, there was a viking named Rudolph the Red. One day he looked up at the sky and said to his wife, 'It's going to rain today."
His wife said, 'No it's not. The sky is blue and the sun is shining.'
And Rudolph said, 'But it's still going to rain.'
And his wife said, 'is not!'
And Rudolph said, 'is too!' So finally his wife said, 'How can you tell?'
And her husband replied, because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!
From Emily, age 6, London, Canada.
Q.
What does the snowman eat for breakfast?
A.
Frosty Flakes!
From TC's cat-grandma, age 65, Tacoma, WA.
Q.
What game do babies play wearing diapers?
A.
Hide & Leak!
From Taylor, age 9, 4th grade. Sandy, Ut.
Q.
What kind of teeth does a deer have?
A.
Buck Teeth!
From Taylor, age 9, 4th grade. Sandy, Ut.
Q.
Why do spiders spin webs to catch flies?
A.
Because they don't know how to knit!
From Jo-Dee, age 9, 4th grade. London, Canada.
Q.
What kind of cars do cats drive?
A.
Catillacs!!!
From Charles, age 9, 4th grade. Hays, Kansas.
Q.
How do you make the word one disapear?
A.
Put a G in front of it and it's gone!
From Charles, age 9, 4th grade. Hays, Kansas.
Q.
Why didn't the coach trust his team?
A.
There were too many sneakers in the locker room!
From Sadaf, age 8, 3rd grade. Baltimore, Maryland.
Q.
Where did the sheep get his hair cut?
A.
At the BaaaaBaaaa shop!
From Tiffany, age 7, 2nd grade. Bakersfield, CA.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a budgie and a lawnmower?
A.
shredded tweet!
From Emily, age 11, 7th grade. Wellingborough, England.
Q.
Why was left wrong?
A.
Because it wasn't right.!
From Marisa, age 10, 5th grade. Wichita, Kansas.
Q.
What do you get when you cross a lion and a lemon?
A.
A sourpuss!
From Eliza, age 7, 3rd grade. Orillia, Canada.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie body ready to eat?
From Ashley, age 10, 5th grade. Hamilton, Canada.
Q.
What does a cloud wear?
A.
Thunder pants!!!!!
From Britt, age 16, 10th grade. Solo, Mississippi.
Q.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A.
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet!!
From Amanda, age 10, 5th grade. Moreno Valley, California.
Q.
Where did the sick ship go?
A.
To see the dock!!!!!!!
From Sam, age 8, 3rd grade. Houston.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Philip
Philip who?
Philip my water bottle please!
From Lindsay, age 8, 3rd grade. San Francisco, California.
Q.
What does a plum and an elephant have in common?
A.
They're both purple... except for the elephant!
From Madeleine, age 9, 4th grade. Oregon.
Q.
What did the math book say to the Doctor?
A.
I have many problems!
From Chase, age 10, 4th grade. Chicago, Illinois.
Q.
What happened to a race of a cabbage, an egg, a tap and a tomato?
A.
The cabbage was ahead, the tap was still running, the egg got beaten and the tomato was tring to ketchup!
From Ankur, age 8, 2/3 grade. Melbourne, Australia.
From Shalu's Den
Q.
What do you get when you cross a dog and an elephant?
A.
A squashed dog!
From Nancy, age 11, 6th grade. Pine Ridge, Kentucky.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
banana.
banana who?
banana, banana!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
banana.
banana who?
banana, banana!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
orange.
orange who?
Orange you glad I didnt say banana again!
From Alyssa, age 10, 5th grade. Hamilton, Canada.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Ach.
Ach who?
God Bless You!
From Greg, age 10, 5th grade. Hamilton, Canada.
Q.
How many 0s are in Fortino's?
A.
fourteen!
From Bethany, age 9, 5th grade. Hamilton, Canada.
Q.
What type of shoes do bananas wear?
A.
Slippers!
From Laura, age 10, 5th grade. Hamilton, Canada.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
the Interupting cow .
the Interupting cow (moo , moo , moo , moo , moo , moo)
who?
From Jessica, age 10, 5th grade. Hamilton, Canada.
Q.
When is an ocean friendly?
A.
When it waves!
From Sarah, age 10, 5th grade. Hamilton, Canada.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes!
From Lindsey, age 9, 5th grade. Dallas, TX.